- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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