- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Obama lin Baden.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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