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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What fires shots? A gun

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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