What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's blue? The sky.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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