- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...