Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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