- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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