Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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