- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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