- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Your mums a potato

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What's the difference between a duck?

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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