- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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