- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

the WNBA

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Whats the difference between a frog?

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