- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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