- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

I have a horse.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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