what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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123 f*ck off

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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