- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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