- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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