Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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lets bomb africa

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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