What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

a black man walks out of popeyes

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

womans having rights.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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