- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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