- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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