- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What is life? Paul.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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