- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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alex is cool

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Waseem is a hard worker.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Pickles are powerful

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

pobody's nerfect

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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