What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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