What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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