If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

My parents died!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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