- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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