- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Obama

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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