- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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