- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

YOU

Chuck Norris.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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