- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Golf.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

i saw amango it splootered

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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