- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

WOMENS RIGHTS

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Female rights.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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