What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Women's rights

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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