- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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