- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I had 99 problems Solved them all

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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