Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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the redsox

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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go F*** yourself

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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