-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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