Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

American healthcare.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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