what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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NEVER

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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