What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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does this look unsure to you?

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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American healthcare.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Laura Pratz..

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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