- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

An iguana walks out of a bar

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Robin, get in the car.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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