- Anti Joke

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.