- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Robin, get in the car.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What's 6+2? 16

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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