A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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