Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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your so fat. your fat!

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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