- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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