roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Fine, ladies first.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

tea with milk?

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