- Anti Joke

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.