- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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