- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

That is so fetch

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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