Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A baby seal walks into a club.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A Chinese man fails a math test

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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