- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

SHUT UP JP

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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