- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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