- Anti Joke

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

24 Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.