- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A muslim paints Mohammed

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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