Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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