A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Albert your flies undone.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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