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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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