- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

who is gay wit mon james cornish

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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