- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Justin Beiber

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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