How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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