- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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