A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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