Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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