- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nickelback

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Tony Romo

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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