- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

pobody's nerfect

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

The Morman Religion.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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