- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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