- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Major League Soccer

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

your face

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why are white people white? I don't know

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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