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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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