If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Obama lin Baden.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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