- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What do I hate? people

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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