- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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