I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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your face

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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